Weird Dude

Saw this guy when I went to get my eyes checked on Friday. I know this isn't a high-quality photo, but trust me. He was weird. The first thing I noticed was the ill-fitting (lady's?) wig. The second thing I noticed was how tall he was. The third thing was his puffy sleeved, Michael Jacksonesque motorcycle jacket. The last thing was that he wasn't speaking but rather communicating with the front desk through a series of nods and facial expressions. I'm glad I saw this guy BEFORE I had my pupils dialated. That would have been exceptionally freaky.

Oh, and my prescription is apparently "unstable" so I am not a candidate for Lasik. At least not right now. Damn.