I'll spare you all the details, but today I had my annual exam. Yeah, THAT one. Everything is good. But part of the exam was a bit, um, different, this time.
Dr: Don't be alarmed, but I'm going to put my ________ in your ___.
Me: What?
Dr: I'm going to put my ________ in your ___.
Me: You are WHAT?
Dr: (laughs) I only do this to check your ______ for problems.
Me: Oh. My. God. You ARE.
Dr: Almost done.
Me: You've never done that before. Why are you doing that?
Dr: Well, you've never been 38 before.
Me: Oh.
I remember way back when before my very first appointment I asked my mother what to expect. She told me about this, but the doctor never did it at the time. But I'm now in the club.
Next up? Mammogram.
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OMG!!.....and not even dinner first.
Thanks for the warning.
I'm not 38 and I've had that 'examination' (only once, thank goodness!). It's shocking isn't it?
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